This year has caught many people by surprise. The word ‘quarantine’ invited itself to our daily vocabulary. No one has expected that with the global COVID-19 pandemic, we will have to learn to stay at home. This has been the crazy rollercoaster for parents, for employees, and for the families. We love our children, but being around them 24/7 drives us crazy! Working from home sounded like a dream job before, but in the new reality, we wish we could simply go to the office and shake hands with our coworkers. Instead, we power through yet another Zoom call. Surely many of us would have wished this year was just canceled.

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Throughout those tough times, we’ve gathered interesting quarantine quotes, just to make your days in isolation a bit more cheerful. Take a look and see how many of those you can associate with. Or maybe you have some more to add? Feel free!

30 funny quarantine quotes to cheer you up during the pandemic.

30 funny quarantine quotes to cheer you up during the pandemic.

Parenting quotes

“It takes a village to raise a kid. It takes a distillery to home school one!”

“Mommy put on her nice leggings, I guess she’s going to the mailbox”

“Mom, you’re going to need to wash this basket of pajamas or I will need to resort to wearing real clothes again.”

“Can you watch the kids for a minute, I’m going to eat my ice-cream in the bathroom.”

“Daddy, can you go to work?”

“Kids born in 2020 shall be known as children of the Quarn’ “

Society quotes

“Before I was “just sitting on my ass”. Today I’m saving lives.”

“BC will now be known as Before Corona.”

“I better go. One of my Sims is getting married”

“The only thing more contagious than the Coronavirus is stupidity ….. and social distancing is still the best way to avoid both.”

“When your daily lifestyle is called quarantine.”

“2020 must be canceled”

“Let’s close 2020. It has a virus.”

“I miss canceling things and saying no to gatherings on my own terms”

“What time do you change out of your daytime pajamas into your nighttime pajamas?”

“There should be an ice cream truck that sells toilet paper”

“People gathered in their masses. To buy paper for their asses” – Ozzy Osborne

“There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where decades happen.” -Vladimir Lenin

“From Netflix & chill to Netflix and sit still”

Food quotes

“My waist is expanding faster than the universe.”

“Did you wash the groceries yet?”

“Gained such much weight I had to buy all new work pajamas”

Work from home quotes

“Just because you turn your screen off on zoom doesn’t mean that we can’t hear you pee.”

“If you’re going to smoke a cigarette and drink a beer during this meeting, will you turn off your video please?”

“You’re on mute.”

“Stop rollerblading in the living room! I’m zooming in here!”

Love quotes

“I want you to be the first person I hug after quarantine”

“Some people are worth quarantining for.”

Pets quotes

” Now I understand why pets try to run out of the house when the door opens.”

“I really wish we had a dog right now but then I remember that old slogan.. a dog is for life, not just for a global pandemic.”

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